i always wanted to be a tenenbaum my name is kate. new york is my home but waj is my family. i like watching movies and avoiding capital letters, and i live every week like it's shark week.

i haven’t written any thoughts at large in a while. they always make me feel like mark patinkin.

my lips are really really chapped. i have to buy carmex.

erin just told me that carmex is filled with microscopic bits of ground glass that cut your lips and get you addicted to carmex because the chapped-ness never goes away. i think erin is on crack.

i like a man who carries a one hitter.

i stole that thought from jenny slate by way of jason schwartzman by way of jonathan ames by way of bored to death. it’s no longer relevant once i have to explain it.

one time, jacob and i thought we heard crickets chirping in washington square park, and we were really baffled. it took us over two minutes to realize that the “crickets” were the squeaky wheels of a van full of hasidic jews that were driving by us.

on a similar note, i smoked out of a bong for the first time in like six months last night and it is so much better, i have really been kidding myself with that.

also, just wikipedia-d hasidic jews. organized religion frightens me more every single day.

i’ve been listening to weezer almost all day. rivers is on his game.

also what i’ve been doing all day: watching jackie brown. i think it’s probably qt’s most underrated film.

although i will always have a very special place in my heart for kill bill. it was the first tarantino movie that i ever saw, and i realize that i saw them in completely the wrong order, but it’s fine now.

we tried to watch the 25th hour earlier, but then got distracted and now i’m upset because i need to know how it ends.

i have to figure out a proposal for my censorship term paper. i’m hitting a gigantic brick wall of writers’ block, also known as my least favorite thing ever.

i blame my professor. she’s so much more of a lawyer than a teacher.

the moment a camera is pointed at me or whenever someone expects me to make a serious face, i am incapable of doing so.

let me tell you what like a virgin’s all about.

movies that i really want to see being completely sold out at three movie theaters. not cool, new york. not cool.

finally. it took me very little convincing, which was very nice.