johnwilkestooth:

“Just a rough schedule.”

johnwilkestooth:

“Just a rough schedule.”

mrkppatterson:

katieofavalon:

This needs to be made into a movie now.

There totally is a movie version of this. With Anjelica Huston.

this movie is GREAT. my older sister and i used to watch it all the time.

mrkppatterson:

katieofavalon:

This needs to be made into a movie now.

There totally is a movie version of this. With Anjelica Huston.

this movie is GREAT. my older sister and i used to watch it all the time.

“Anyone whose goal is ‘something higher’ must expect someday to suffer vertigo. What is vertigo? Fear of falling? No, Vertigo is something other than fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us which tempts and lures us, it is the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves.”

Milan Kundera (via quote-book)

sometimes i consider myself to be a good roommate because i just did dishes, baked cupcakes, and am now rolling a joint for my roommate. this is a nice sunday.

currently listening.

currently listening.

i hate when today's featured wikipedia article doesn't interest me.


one time it was desperado and it made my day great.

knowing this is true romance inspired makes me love this movie even more.

knowing this is true romance inspired makes me love this movie even more.

so i'm reading this list of top opening weekend box office earnings of all time


and it is really appalling. not only is every movie michael bay has ever made in the top 75 (including fucking pearl harbor), ninety percent of these movies are terrible!!! i’m just glad dark knight is holding onto the top spot, but i’m deathly afraid that the twilight fangirls are going to fuck that up when the next one comes out.

i am totally going to finish this whole bag of twizzlers which is not only disgusting, but most importantly violates everything that mollie goodwin has ever taught me.

i am totally going to finish this whole bag of twizzlers which is not only disgusting, but most importantly violates everything that mollie goodwin has ever taught me.

dis-gusting.

dis-gusting.

i feel like my best moments all have sister christian playing in the background.


for instance, right now i am eating twizzlers and i just showered and sister christian is playing, which makes this very average moment so much more epic.

i have watched this easily twelve times, and i find new funny things every single time.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

weezer, the greatest man that ever lived (variations on a shaker hymn)

scadoosh:

fizzzzy:

n-n-nicky:

sarahmary:

sade:

JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of SNL, in case you missed it or want to relive the adorableness.

He owned it last night.

SO. GOOD.

Oh my god. Those wall flips. Dead fucking sexy. He need to do way more movies.

I love him. so. much.

wall. flips.

dear snl,


please upload the full episode of last night’s show immediately. i missed about twenty minutes of it when i had to go to blue 9 burger and i feel unfulfilled. please get up the rest of the sketches STAT.

love kate